Picture this: a regular bustling morning, with the hustle and bustle of both a husband and wife getting ready for the day. They’re in the bathroom, minding their own business, when suddenly, the husband is struck with a wild urge. Yes, you read that right. With the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for spontaneous adventures or sudden epiphanies, he looks at his wife and proclaims, “I gotta have you!”
Now, let’s pause for a moment. How many of us have been swept off our feet in such an unexpected fashion? Right, moving on.
Without missing a beat, he backs her up against the bathroom door, and things get steamy – very steamy. Clothes? Optional at this point. He proceeds to show her just how much he desires her, and man, is she responding! Screaming, wiggling – you name it, she did it. Talk about setting the bathroom alight with passion.
Things start wrapping up, our hero begins to get dressed, likely with a grin of accomplishment on his face. His wife, however, still seems to be experiencing the aftereffects of their impromptu rendezvous. Concerned, he asks, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before, you didn’t hurt yourself, did you?” Her response? Legendary.
With a mix of what we can only assume is amusement and mild discomfort, she replies, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”
Remember, sometimes life’s unexpected moments make for the best stories – even if it involves a doorknob!